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Types of friends before exams

Staying home during this quarantine makes us realize how fun and important were the few things we always ran away from like going to the college every day, meeting our friends, completing assignments and also giving exams.
Okay!! I know assignments and exams were not fun but we surely miss the different types of friends we have before exams and how different and weird each of them is. From nerds to backbenchers and Mr Know-it-all to teach-me-if-you-can, this range adds to the beauty of the time you spend in a school, college or university. But even though they are fun, sometimes the classmates in your life are overly annoying, especially when it comes to exam season.
You see different types of students acting in really strange and weird ways during this period. And don’t even get me started on their behavior on the exam day. Based on my personal experience, here are some of the broad categories that I have created after my encounters with different types of students (many of them are my own friends, of course!).

1. The Toppers


As the name suggests, these are the ones who always top the class. How do they do that?
Right from the first class until the last one, they will make sure the teacher notices them. They will never miss a class, and always try to grab the front benches.
During the exam season they will be the center of attention because they are the only ones who literally transcribed everything said by the teacher into their notebooks.
But you know what the worst part is? On the exam day, they will be among the most nervous. They will be reading books and trying to memorize everything as if they have just joined the class and been asked to appear in the exam. Their personal mantra? “Practice makes perfect.”
Well, ok, but stop freaking the rest of us out!

2. The Darpok Friend


"If I Flunk, I am Gone".
They believe that all the questions will come from the section they have left for option. They dread the syllabus and are worried about not being able to memorize it. They are sure that their luck won’t help them , they will forget everything during exams and they are surely going to fail.

3. The Imposters


"Behen/Bhai Abi To Start Bhi Nai Kiya".
These friends are the best in making their friends "ULLU". They are the imposters who have already revised that subject 3 times and still say "Kuch Nahi Kiya".

4. The Bhagwan Bharose Friend


Agle Exams Mein Apko Bilkul Disturb Nai Karunga/karungi.
Bas Ye Wala Saal Paas Karado.
After one year,
Bas Ye Ek Aur Saal Ap Paas Karado. Phir To Paka Disturb Nai Karunga.
Do I need to say anything more?? I hope you too are in this category.


5. The Last-Minute Learner




Yar, I am leaving this chapter, Itna Bakwaas Chapter Hai. What I am planning is, you come 1 hour before the exam and then you teach me.

6. How to Cheat ft. Youtube



"Youtube To The Rescue". That friend, who is searching on Youtube "Exam Mein Cheating Kaise Kare?? Or Help Youtube, Please Tell Me How To Master In Cheating".
He/she needs a big salute.
They always have unique ways of cheating and passing the exams.

7.The Daraane Wala Friend..


Are Ye Wala Chapter To Out Of Portion Hai, Maam Ne Mana Kar Diya Tha.
Ye Wala To Chapter Hi Itna Mushkil, Puri Class Ko Samajh Nai Aya Tujhe Kaise Ajaega.
You know what!! I got to know that iss saal ka paper difficult ayega, but to dar mat mein hoon na.
And at the end they just say “Koi nahi sab theek hoga re” 


8.The Facebook Status Wala Friend

Final exams 'ON', Got to study!! #exams #exampapers #study #bang-on #scary #blessme #pray #finalexams #bbyefacebook #byeeveryone #seeyousoon.
Studying Mathematics with 10 others

9. The Luck Wala Friend


They just open there books 2 days before the exams and end up getting 90%. How blessed they are!

10.The Mast Friend



Normal friend: Bhai Kaha hai? Mast Friend: Bhai cousins ke sath Marines aaya hun. This friend does not care about any papers whether test paper or board exam because "This One Sheet Of Paper Will Not Decide My Future!!!" Correct?

11.The Last-Minute Teacher






Bhai I am not understanding this chapter, please help me out. Yes, why not "Mein Hoon Na". Now open page 30 of R.D Sharma and start learning from there and if you still stuck, come to my place I will teach you.
So these were the different types of friends we all have before exams. Which one are you??? Do let us know in the comment section!!



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